with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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