Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I faked an abortion last night.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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