no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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