Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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