I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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