We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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