He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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