who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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