I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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