normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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