White coat. Heels.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
