i think i have herpe
just one?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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