I feel great
I just peed on a car
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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