I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
its liver damage thursday
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
