idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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