he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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