his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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