she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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