You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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