Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so explain again why im purple
no
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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