Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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