I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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