Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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