I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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