Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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