i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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