: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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