I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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