she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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