just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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