And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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