The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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