i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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