I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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