It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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