butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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