Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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