so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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