let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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