Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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