Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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