There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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