Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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