I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I could fuck to npr.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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