so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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