dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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