the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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