I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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