my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I need moral support for this bender
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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