So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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