what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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