Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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