He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
