I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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