Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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