Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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