have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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